love drinking water while taking a piss every chance i get to remind myself of my status as, ultimately, just a loud little tube with opinions
single btw
Tara, 22, up to no good
me as a gnome: dude i am gettting so crossfaded on these raspberries blackberries and strawberries
as an empath there are many bony fish species i can't make eye contact with because their emotions flood my brain at such high pressure it gives me nosebleeds but cartilaginous fish are no problem as 700 years ago i was a smalltooth sawfish
dude i know you said you weren't feeling good but you have to come over a gnome is letting us take shots out of his hat
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes